@o__0Dev: I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite and it's straight to the ER for me.
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@shawn_spree: I said I wouldn't go drinking in public again, but here I am waiting for my kids to get out of school.
@Try2StopME: Friend: "Dude, me & my girlfriend are getting married." ME: "Wow! when?" Friend: "Me on 27th April and she on 14th June."
@MaryKoCo: This outfit is called Running Into Someone I Know Would Be The Ultimate Worst Thing That Could Happen