@o__0Dev: I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite and it's straight to the ER for me.
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@BlindChow: Hey girl, do you like bad boys? *tries to look cool by flicking my cig, but it's an e-cig so I have to run and get it*
@calluptome: Good for you when one door closes & another door opens. For the rest of us that usually means we're in jail.
@ChaseMit: "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs" could also describe every menu item at Olive Garden.
@BallsMcBallski: The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away.