@im_tommypickles: IM ALMOST POSITIVE THATS JUST A COOKIE
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@LackOfShame: Her: Let's just drop it. Me: Fine. Her: Me: Her: I just find it funny how... Me: *opens car door and shoulder rolls out into traffic*
@jctwritesstuff: [First Date] Me: So this has been great. *moves in for a kiss* Me: Jesus, a little handsy there. Octopus: I can't... I can't help it.
@pplwtching: Knowing when to keep opinions to yourself is a skill... That I do not possess, apparently.
@Ideal_Victoria: If anyone is living vicariously through me, you just bought yourself Flintstones chewable vitamins.