@Robert_Beau: I'm already getting into the Thanksgiving spirit, I've given the bird to lots of people today.
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@OutOnTheMoors: Don't worry, people who are sick of political tweets, every horror movies needs a few "Nah, it's nothing" types to raise the body count.
@sannewman: If I was a vulture, I would make way better use of it than most vultures now. For starters, I would do a lot of ominous circling over weddings.