@Sassafrantz: I'm always a big fan of the prison teardrop tattoo. It says I'm sensitive but I've killed people.
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@1Happytwit: If you're already in the cop car, I really can't see how puking in it could make things any worse.
@GingerAtLaw: You'd think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor
@FilthyRichmond: The cashier at McDonald's was more than happy to warm up some Diet Coke for my baby's bottle.