@fsuflores: I'm always careful with women that do not speak to me even after the 4th date.
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@Nocturnesthesia: Neighbor may have just called the cops after hearing me yell at the cat for stealing my cheese bread
@007Rex_Inc: I dont get laid nearly enough for someone who can name five different types of pokemon.
@iLikeCatShirts: It's that pottery scene from Ghost except it's me standing behind the Subway sandwich artist helping him make my sandwich.