@sweetg35: I'm always caught between a rock and someone I want to throw it at.
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@sixfootcandy: Cable Guy: Can I come in your back door? Me: Maybe for free HBO. Cable Guy: Me: I'm kidding...sort of...not really. Cable Guy: