@sweetg35: I'm always caught between a rock and someone I want to throw it at.
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@TheMichaelRock: Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker.
@MartaEffing: [1st day in heaven] God: Welcome! Have a taco and a shot of tequila. Do you like music? Me: Yeah. G: How about a little, *giggles* Nirvana?
@VodkaThursday: I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING. YOU ARE EVIL. I don't want to go in the swing!! NOOOOooooo.... okay. yeah. This works. I'll hang here. - Baby