@SteelFontana: I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well.
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@jjax44: A summer getaway for women that date younger guys in the bathroom & want to learn to carve cantaloupe? John Cougar Melon Camp
@david8hughes: Wife: how much did it cost to rent that bouncy castle? Me: I dunno. Buying it wasn't cheap tho
@dyldonot: [tv interview] I'm with Amy. Her house was damaged by the floods, how are you? [cut to Amy crying] MORE LIQUID IS THE LAST THING WE NEED AMY
@mattZillaaaa: I love how fresh & clean my bathroom smells after I've killed a spider with a full bottle of windex