@SteelFontana: I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well.
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@prufrockluvsong: The waiter who's drawn the short straw today steps up to my table with a gulp. Him: Fresh Parmesan? Me: MAKE IT RAAAAIN!
@MsCassieDaniels: A cat is the animal equivalent of the girl who hated you for no reason in high school.
@ArfMeasures: Wife: We're so happy we finish each other's Me: Wife: Me: Wife: Me: Wife: Me: Wife: Marriage Counsellor: ok so not happy