@Birdhumms: I'm always disappointed when a bio states 'avi not me' especially when it's an animal or a cartoon.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@karanbirtinna: No you dumb uncultured idiot, just because I’m an Indian doesn’t mean I use a flying carpet to get around. I use an elephant like everyone else.
@prufrockluvsong: Pro tip: Spice up your next blood ritual by writing all the chants in iambic pentagrameter.
@Gupton68: So, when she said she wanted a ‘fairy-tale’ romance, she didn’t actually want me to eat her grandma or lock her in a tower? Dating is hard.
@Home_Halfway: *Hands the bouncer my ID with a note on it begging him not to let me in because I want to go home but I'm too scared to tell my friends*