@Andrea__B__: I'm always just a bit disappointed when a liars pants don't actually catch on fire.
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@Dank_Pal: "And for our next lesson, we'll learn how to roll a blunt, or un cigarrillo marijuana" - Rosetta Stoned
@AndyAsAdjective: BOSS: I need to see you in my office ME: *I begrudgingly take off my invisibility cloak* oh alright
@blaudiablogan: It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your facebook page.
@AndrewsNotFunny: Weird that humans evolved shins long before we'd need to find furniture in the dark