@Andrea__B__: I'm always just a bit disappointed when a liars pants don't actually catch on fire.
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@Donna_McCoy: I make sure my husband thinks about me during the workday by packing him a sandwich that also falls apart for no reason.
@TheTweetOfGod: America is the greatest country on earth at thinking it's the greatest country on earth.
@chris_isloi: Whenever two people argue over something, yell out "OBJECTION" and then contradict the one wearing something you don't like.