@Kernsti: I'm always terrified when someone knocks on the door while I'm home alone as if murderers and burglars knock first
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@bea_ker: [in ambulance] "Can you describe the snake that bit you?" Yes it was like an angry rope
@Rachrinc: I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night to get a quick drink of water and then accidentally eat a whole pizza and a cheesecake
@ceejoyner: No human will ever understand humiliation like a dog who happens to run into a wolf while wearing a sweater.
@RandiLawson: Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it? NO, SENSEI! Gluten sensitivity does not exist in this dojo,does it? Put your hand down Aiyden