@TEXASVETERAN: I'm always there for my friends when I need them.
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@michaelianblack: Ugh: I hid three dozen raw eggs in the house last night after taking Ambien and now I can't find them.
@NintenDom: Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one. He's never gonna give you Up.
@NicCageMatch: A barbed wire tattoo is a great way to keep people from breaking into your upper arm.