@primawesome: I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.
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@qwertying: Do you think the inventor of the USB will be buried twice? The 2nd time because they put him in the wrong way?
@EndhooS: "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Show him Edna.. [mum stops slicing carrots] *starts violently gagging until a baby slides out her mouth*
@ChaseMit: Just want to point out the NRA's plan to stop school shootings is literally the plot of Kindergarten Cop.
@FilthyRichmond: People are so nosy, always asking me what I just injected into their neck. Don't worry about it!