@primawesome: I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.
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@GoldenSpirals: My sister texted and asked if she and her kids could come over, and now I'm frantically looking for a new place to live.
@MarkTConard: Someone hash-tagged "share the love," and I read it as "shave the love." I thought, yeah, I can get on board with that.
@ericarhodes: and one last joke for the day. And I will be off driving back to Claremont for two shows. Have a beautiful day.
@david8hughes: [son's football game] Other dad: which one's yours? Me: I can't remember. I just wait for him in the car when the games over