@primawesome: I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.
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@internetluke: [raises hand in English class] Why do we need to be learned English? "Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"
@thenoahkinsey: I don't have a gf, but I do know a woman who in the car often asks where this is going so I show her the GPS & she gets mad for some reason.
@kashanacauley: What we've learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees.