@SaddestTiger: im an adult! i make my own bedtimes! i'll stay up all night and function at a fraction of my capacity! like a giant grown-up lethargic baby!
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@WilliamAder: The only wisdom that comes with age is knowing which stores have the nicer restrooms.
@StevenAmiri: Keep "Christ in "Christopher Lloyd" because without it, he'd be "Opher Lloyd" and that sounds like "overlord." Huh? I'll have a Sprite.
@vapidaccount: It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of Tic Tacs. The more you know.
@transaParent: I just taped the TV remote to my dogs back so I'll never lose it again. Your move Apple.