@Papa_Mex: I'm an 'adult', so why do I dance a little and look around nervously when I find a $20 bill in my jeans I didn't know was there...
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@DomesticGoddss: Just showed my 4 yo niece that I can still do a cartwheel and now she is showing me where the ice packs are.
@iamspacegirl: Spider-Man, hanging right in front of your face when you turn on the bathroom light.
@bobsin: Paranoid? Nope. I'm just trying not to crash in case someone has replaced the airbag in my car with a boxing glove on a spring.
@Izianikapani: If the US admits that Trump's presidential campaign is a hoax then Australia will come clean about the platypus.