@CulturedRuffian: I'm an Easter egg in the streets and a deviled egg in the sheets.
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@DaddyJew: The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff
@Sickayduh: Chairman: Ok so we've decided a group of crows is called a flock? Creepy Frank: *licking a knife* I've got a better idea
@KeetPotato: nurse: "if youre going to give grapes to a baby make sure you cut them in half" me: [visibly confused] wife: "the grapes keith not the baby"