@CulturedRuffian: I'm an Easter egg in the streets and a deviled egg in the sheets.
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@donjuantip: ALCOHOL. Because no one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.
@TyWebb1980: I was shit at school. I turned up to the wrong lessons and sat the wrong exams. The rest as they say is geography.
@KalvinMacleod: GENIE: u have 5 wishes ME: don't u mean 3 wishes? GENIE: usually but it seems like u have a lot of problems