@CulturedRuffian: I'm an Easter egg in the streets and a deviled egg in the sheets.
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@noog: After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
@iamspacegirl: A man is knocked out during a robbery.His wife and children are brutally murdered- Pixar: Gee it's kinda dark ...Ok a FISH is- Pix: YES.
@Ellierocks2013: Sometimes I squat on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward Cuz that's how I roll..
@PaperWash: [calls work] I'm sorry I can't come into work today "is everything alright?" [getting owned in an argument on YouTube] no