@CulturedRuffian: I'm an Easter egg in the streets and a deviled egg in the sheets.
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@SteelFontana: I'm always creeped out by the guy who seems to know the age of consent laws a little too well.
@dinaliz2: it was hard being a teenager with the last name لزيق i mean stalk one guy and you're لزيقة for the next three years
@AnitaAlibi: My neighbor called my dog fat the other day. Took me two hours to convince my dog that he just had thick fur.