@FrankConniff: I'm an Obama supporter but there's no escaping the harsh truth that Batman v Superman happened on his watch.
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@d_duhwit: Robber: Nothin. Looks like someone's been here before us. Robber2: Ya, and they sure trashed the place. Me *from under bed*: Maybe he's just been busy.
@HireMeImFunny: Rededicate Christopher Columbus statues to the Chris Columbus who directed Mrs. Doubtfire
@VeganZebra: Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money