@BadJordon: I'm just a boy, standing in front of the toilet paper aisle, trying to decide whether I want to wipe with a pillow, a cloud, or a kitten.
@awkwardposts: NASA has no chill
@BruceForce: Gravity is just the earth being really clingy
@SteveSuckington: [high school]
Teacher: do u have your homework?
Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night
@AndrewNadeau0: No one told me about Snapchat filters so all this time I've just been taping animals to my face.
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