@cbdoubleu: I'm anti-thesaurus, for lack of a better word.
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@Cheeseboy22: Startle and amuse your cat by replacing its kitty litter with Poprocks. (Ladies: feel free to share this idea on your pinny website thing.)
@randomnloveit: If people are going to judge me they should at least hold up scorecards so I know how I'm doing.
@BlindChow: [unleashes dog at dog park] me: don't embarrass me now dog: i won't *sees pretty girl* me: hi, i'm– dog: he drinks wine through a straw