@cbdoubleu: I'm anti-thesaurus, for lack of a better word.
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@TheAlexNevil: It's kind of annoying that my wife said something about glistening but when I asked her to repeat it she just got mad.
@idigcrazychics: You can't boss me around until you're older than the whiskey I drink. -subtweet to my GF