@cbdoubleu: I'm anti-thesaurus, for lack of a better word.
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@NicestHippo: In my day cartoons made sense. Chipmunks did all the rescue rangering and a rich duck swam in gold coins like they were water
@Sam_Alan33: Staying at a hotel tonight which means I get to play everyone's favorite game: Are you smarter than a new shower?
@ilovepie84: Mall security asked me to empty my pockets. My response was "you won't find a better job or respect in my pockets"