@Love_bug1016: I'm Asian, but not wears a kimono, eats dogs, owns a bonsai tree, knows how to use chopsticks, waxes on waxes off, good at the math, Asian.
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@truegritrumble: GUY: Hey, hold the elevator! ME: *laughs to myself as I don’t hold the elevator* It’s the little things that make life worth living. *12 hours later* GUY: *who is apparently building maintenance* I was trying to warn you it was broken.