@torieannesalt: I'm at my classiest when my date rips my bra off and cookie crumbs fall out
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@pissrifle: GREETINGS MORTAL, YOU MAY ASK ME ONE QUE- "what's the deal with airline food?" GODDAMNIT JERRY HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS CRYSTAL
@clemdytan: I shot my first Turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!