@torieannesalt: I'm at my classiest when my date rips my bra off and cookie crumbs fall out
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@AmericanGent69: If my name was Simon I would always talk in the third person when telling someone to do something.
@djdarrellripley: Her: Do you still keep in touch with your ex-wife? Me: Only by "automatic withdrawal."
@LoveNLunchmeat: People mock Snapchat, but I spent the first 36 yrs of my life wondering how my friends would look as rainbow alien puppies AND NOW I KNOW.