@DaddyJew: I'm at my creepiest when I see a drunk chick crying outside of a bar and just think 'bingo
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@Cryptic1iam: Me: I've read the Bible cover to cover Her: Yeah? Prove it. M: How? H: What is the first sentence in it? M: "Do not remove from motel"
@TheTweetOfGod: When the sun explodes you will have eight minutes before the world ends. In a related story, you might want to order dessert now.
@IGotsSmarts: If Minnie Driver married Bradley Cooper her name would be oh god I can't even finish this one
@ilovepie84: The best way to see if someone is telling the truth is to tie them to a chair and start up the ol chainsaw.