@DaddyJew: I'm at my creepiest when I see a drunk chick crying outside of a bar and just think 'bingo
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@ch000ch: [climbs a Tibetan mountain for 6 days & stumbles out of breath into a Buddhist monastery] please. please tell me u have wifi
@protolalia: If I were Jesus I would be seriously spooked by all the buildings with giant crosses.
@just1fool: Someday I'm gonna open a pawn shop and blow everyone's mind when I only sell rooks, bishops and knights.
@TheAlexP: * see weird traffic pattern * turns down radio * smoothly avoids gargantuan pothole * runs over sign saying avoid gargantuan pothole