@DurtMcHurtt: I'm at my most Alzheimer's when Billy is that you?
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@Annoyedworld: I suck my stomach in when ever I weigh myself!nnIt doesn't make me weigh less but at least I can see the numbers!
@richforri: I like Tweets that are so good that when I send them to FB my old friends won't talk to me on the phone for a week.
@trevso_electric: Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like "happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"