@DurtMcHurtt: I'm at my most Alzheimer's when Billy is that you?
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@dshack8: My kids can't hear the dog barking for 15mins to come back inside but they can hear me bite into a Pop-Tart from 3 counties away.
@sarcasticmommy4: M: I'm so glad school started! 12: Can you help me with my math? M: OMG WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!
@samfromks: My wife has been helping my neighbor hook up his VCR for 3 hours now. Starting to get suspicious... What kind of monster still has a VCR?