@novicefather: I'm at my most audacious and brazen when I shamelessly use words like audacious and brazen.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@dafloydsta: [movie night] Her: Can I pick tonight? Me: You picked last time and it was horrible Her: WE WATCHED OUR WEDDING VIDEO
@GreenishDuck: Fun Fact: 100% of people don't know what to do with a dirty dish at someone else's house.
@CelebrityChez: How to make pasta: -Boil water. -Put what you think couldn't possibly be too much pasta in the pot. -Wrong. -Start an Italian restaurant.
@AbbeYaar: Just accidentally used yahoo to search for something. I think the entire Yahoo! Search staff are having a party and high fiving each other.