@novicefather: I'm at my most audacious and brazen when I shamelessly use words like audacious and brazen.
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@cervixsmash: Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family
@Tmoney68: Spice up Christmas shopping by entering random fitting rooms, waiting 5 minutes, then yelling, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"
@jrdnlk: Ways Ryan Gosling and I are similar: 1. Up to date on our vaccinations 2. I dunno, that's probably it and I'm not sure about that first one.
@amishschool: Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.