@novicefather: I'm at my most audacious and brazen when I shamelessly use words like audacious and brazen.
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@MavenofHonor: Saw a deer on my bike but didn't have my phone to take a pic. Hopefully one day he will return my bike tho
@TomTheWicked: Don't blame me. You're the one following a 32 year old man who just jumped into his bed like an Olympic athlete because scary monsters.
@JasonLastname: Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow