@hpb777: I'm at my most British when the Benny Hill theme song plays while I'm half naked & being chased by my TC's wife who found me in his closet.
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@LorieGZ: Tried to change the song playing on my daughters computer. She said to me: 'I'm going to put parental controls on it.'
@copymama: 5yo: Does everyone in the world have kids? Me: No, some people decide they don’t want to have them. 5: I don’t want kids. Me: Why not? 5: They’re a lot of work. Me: Then why don’t you be less difficult for me? 5: Well, you decided to have kids.
@XplodingUnicorn: What was the point in making your car louder, bro? Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic?