@sarcasticmommy4: I'm at my most financial consultant when I tell the McDonald's employee what my change back should be.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@MichaelTrying: I wish I had the confidence of the people strategizing their lottery numbers for five minutes in front of me in line at the gas station.
@AimeeHelene1: *wakes at 3am* *sits in dark* *jingles chains & scratches walls* *waits for everyone to be so creeped out they can't sleep & we open gifts*
@RoosterMustache: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey thanks" and I'm like "I'm just happy to be a part of this nice community"