@topaz_kell: I'm at my most "floor manager" when I'm falling down drunk.
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@matt_travelling: So is Walmart a verb now? As in, "I'm out of clean underwear, so I'm going to have to Walmart it today."
@jabba_jabba_jaw: Me: But God, where did the second set of footprints go? God: That's when you were dating that psycho. I wasn't sticking around for that.
@shadygeekdad: My father in law is one of those "deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong" kind of women.
@RandomAntics: Prisons and psych wards in movies always make it seem like an indignity, but I think it'd be nice to receive food through a slot in my door.