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@topaz_kell: I'm at my most "floor manager" when I'm falling down drunk.
@Bunnydurden: I wish mirrors and cameras would get together and figure out what I really look like.
@omibaloney: Don't be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem.
@ItsAndyRyan: I met my wife while on holiday. Which was awkward, as I'd told her I was going to a funeral.
@KalvinMacleod: I bet if Bruce Banner had children he'd be the Hulk more than 90% of the time.
@simoncholland: *tries to wave goodbye to the genie without spilling my 3 giant milkshakes*