@topaz_kell: I'm at my most "floor manager" when I'm falling down drunk.
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@awescar: Working on a screen play that involves zombies invading a prom. I'm calling it "Prom Nom Nom"
@librarianfonz: There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list.
@Book_Krazy: Boss: Did you take Mike's stapler and leave a note demanding that he meet you for drinks later? Me: WHAT!?! Noooo....wait, did he say yes?
@brennadine: [Coworker] Are you smiling at your stapler? No, just checking for spinach [Laughs nervously]. Oh, good. [Me, to stapler] Sorry baby I had to