@FancyNancyAnn: I'm at my most gymnastic when I'm trying not to touch the toilet seat, sink and door handle in a public restroom.
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@VeryLonelyLuke: Being a Jedi isn't all bad. I've been sitting around in my bathrobe for decades.
@TimmyPumpkin: *licks stamp* hmmm tastes weird *mails letter* hmmm mailbox had wings *drives home on flying monkey* hmmm that wasn't a stamp
@alexlumaga: God: How’s it going on Earth Angel: They made a mayonnaise flavored ice cream God: Send a flood. Send several floods