@phalguy: I'm at my most NASCAR driver when I really have to pee.
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@hazelmotes1: Pink Camouflage: for when you go pheasant hunting on the old cotton candy plantation.
@LeonEarlgrey: Hipsters probly don't eat carrots since they lose interest in things when there not underground anymore.
@buy_2_hams: *Evanescence* (Buy two hams!) Buy two hams right now! (I need two hams!) I need two sopping hams (SAAAAVE ME)
@FredPollack: Found a bag of weed in my son's bedroom, absolutely horrified! The thing was practically all stems and seeds.