@phalguy: I'm at my most NASCAR driver when I really have to pee.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@OtherDanOBrien: Tomi Lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled
@shadygeekdad: Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her she's overreacting. She'll realize you're right and calm right down.
@BlindChow: *man choking* Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off* *it's Mr Pibb*
@PortlandiaGirl: There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.