@pinupteacher: I'm at my most pacman when I try and get to the snack table at a party without interacting with a single person.
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@KevinFarzad: "Is it long enough to reach most people's beds?" "Yes." "Perfect, make it a couple inches shorter." -Apple, creating the iPhone charger.
@envydatropic: First date - I'll have an ice water and a lettuce wedge Tenth date - I'll have a large pizza, extra cheese. What do you want, honey?
@lilgapeach30: I don't delete annoying people out of my phone. I give them new names so I know not to answer. "Always needs a favor" is calling, decline.
@tastefactory: Most people use photoshop to create amazing art or graphic design. I use it to make fake Doritos flavors.