@pinupteacher: I'm at my most pacman when I try and get to the snack table at a party without interacting with a single person.
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@BromanConsul: 1964:"Remember kids," a youth basketball coach says, "there's no "i" in team." "Not yet," whispers 5th grade Steve Jobs, "... not yet."
@DaddyJew: Her: have you had the sex talk with our son yet? Me: *looks over at son wearing crocs* I think we can wait a few years
@Book_Krazy: Yeah sex is great, but have you ever rubbed your eyes for a really long time? O. M. G.