@pinupteacher: I'm at my most pacman when I try and get to the snack table at a party without interacting with a single person.
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@JasonLastname: [boss starts giggling uncontrollably during his presentation as I tickle a voodoo doll]
@HiddenPinky: [Home after awful day at work, my dog greets me] Me: At least somebody's happy to see me! Dog: *shakes head, pulls banana from pocket*
@khook32: Apparently telling the principal that "it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning" was the wrong thing to say.