@JoshontheGo: I'm at my most "penguin", when I'm walking to get more toilet paper with my shorts around my ankles.
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@MsSkarsgaard: I miss the things we shared together. Not the chlamydia but the rest of the stuff was cool.
@AndyAsAdjective: 7YR OLD: daddy, what does "despacito" mean? ME: slowly 7: ok…daddy……what……does……despacito...…mean?
@asimplesean: I approach. "Girl are you a couch? Cuz I'm gonna try & fail to pick you up." She laughs. "I'm Jen." My training hasn't prepared me for this.