@Mytwoscentz: I'm at my most vulnerable when I'm trying to spell Chrysanthemum
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@heidi420x: Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know attracts more attention than I anticipated...go figure.
@ShortWhiteNUgly: I make my children listen to people like Pink Floyd and Bob Marley so they learn the difference between Chris Brown and music.
@Ryan_Patricks: Pretend it's a beer... Pretend it's a beer... Pretend it's a beer... - Me trying not to drop a baby.
@K_Chapacabra: Call me faithless, but I just can't believe three guys would travel that far on camels to throw a baby shower.