@Mytwoscentz: I'm at my most vulnerable when I'm trying to spell Chrysanthemum
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@GreenishDuck: Sorry it took me 10 months to text you back. I'm a snake now and I typed this with my head.
@djdarrellripley: Oh, please... A few us get together, shave our heads, turn our property and money over to a charismatic leader, and SUDDENLY it's a cult!
@drinksmcgee: They say that ones who hurt you the most also love you the most which means that this clown standing over me with an axe must love me a lot.