@DadandBuried: I'm at my parenting best when I randomly yell out "be careful!" every few minutes without looking up from my phone.
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@jergarl: It's not a real twitter addiction until you look up from your phone and you've missed your exit by 37 states.
@SteveSuckington: "I'll take movies for $500 Alex" Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter "You gotta be kidding me"
@mydmac: I love eating Swiss pancakes. They're like regular pancakes but neutral, so I can eat as many as I want.
@thatcarlygirl: Hey, cooking directions on the sides of packages: Nobody knows the wattage of their microwave.