@lovemyboots111: I'm at the age where an "all-nighter" means I didn't have to get up to pee
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@JesssieAshley: If by drinking responsibly you mean drinking out of a plastic cup rather than a glass one then you're damn right I am.
@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: Why is there a baseball bat under your bed? Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball?
@wolfmannjr: Parents yelling "I'm not going to ask you again" at their kids, will definitely be asking them again