@lovemyboots111: I'm at the age where an "all-nighter" means I didn't have to get up to pee
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@FullMetalMommy: Chin up divorced people; lots of us smug married parents envy your 50/50 custody agreement.
@AddledPixie: Oh my god, my jeans fit! All I have to do is not sit down, not walk, and not breathe. I totally got this.
@boburnham: Life is always one step forward, two steps back...Then slide to the left...Slide to the right. CRISS CROSS!!!