@lovemyboots111: I'm at the age where an "all-nighter" means I didn't have to get up to pee
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@BreadFoster: I can't wait until Taylor Swift breaks up with a black guy so she can put out a rap album.
@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 1973. Pablo Picasso died leaving behind his wife, 4 children, and a dog with piano key teeth and a halibut for a tail.
@Sanbel11: My friend asked me today if I started Christmas shopping. I'm crying. While digging a hole to bury her.
@squirrel74wkgn: I'm so angry right now that I could strategically throw my phone at a safe spot on the couch.