@MythicPicnic: I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous
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@decentbirthday: Buddha: all life is suffering Me: alright dude, chill out. they said your food would be out in ten minutes
@splegge: Put a pill in wife's mouth while asleep "WTF you doing?" "for your headache." "I don't have one!" Just what I wanted to hear! *unzip flys
@Momtoteens: Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn’t know who he was.