@MythicPicnic: I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous
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@t0shiba: I keep having this dream that I'm being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me nuts?
@cbdoubleu: [Going through rubble after a house fire] Her [holding photo albums]: Totally ruined. Me [holding slices of bread]: Pretty much toast.
@thenoahkinsey: Tried a new flavor from my favorite brand of energy drinks. It was the 2nd grossest taste I've ever had in my mouth. (No offense, Andrea.)
@Chelsea_Elle: So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what.