@MythicPicnic: I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous
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@KirstySykes96: actors kiss each other for like 7 seasons and don't fall in love but when someone holds the door for me i think about it for like 4 months
@therealeatwood: NELLY FURTADO: I’m suing you for stealing my name DEMI LOVATO: But my name is Demi Lovato NELLY: Right DEMI: That’s different NELLY: How
@215potter: My neighbor's facebook movie is just a montage of me caught on surveillance video, stealing his newspaper every morning.
@ElKnuckelhombre: I just spent ten minutes waving back to a guy in a storefront window before I realized he was just cleaning the glass.