@envydatropic: I'm at the age where "pop, lock, and drop" is about my knee giving out instead of dance moves
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@envydatropic: My neighbors are having a terrible fight in the front yard. I mean hanging Christmas lights. Same.
@TheAmecha: Congrats, you've been selected for the job Me: Whats the salary? 10k now and will increase to 25k later Me: Ok then, I will come later
@weinerdog4life: Blind Date Tip: In the middle of dinner throw a surprise punch to see if they are really blind