@GrapeSodaJamb: Im at the swamp does anyone need anything
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@FatherWithTwins: Cashier: Need to see some ID Me: You get a lot of 20yo guys buying tampons, diapers, grapes & whiskey? Cashier: Yup Me: Ok, here you go then
@imasmartass37: I caught someone stalking me so I stalked them right back. It got awkward sitting in the same tree staring at each other.
@anhonestmess: A popcorn necklace is a nice way to tell someone you want them to be attacked by birds.