@GrapeSodaJamb: Im at the swamp does anyone need anything
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@JasonLastname: 1. have a child 2. never mention it on facebook 3. dress it in old-timey clothes and have it stand in the background of all your photos
@alldrolledup: when your neighbor cuts his grass and suddenly your place looks like a good place to score meth
@Bmittone: I always feel bad for seedless watermelon because what if they wanted to have babies.
@NYC_Blonde: The only difference between you and Harry Potter is that his magic wand actually works OOOOHHH BURRRRN