@MagsWoodward: I'm beginning to think my best chance of fame is if someone names a syndrome after me.
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@iRowlf: Prank Idea For The Ladies: Swallow a plastic dinosaur, then make an appointment to get an ultrasound.
@Tmoney68: Mistletoe is my favorite Christmas tradition that sounds like a cool as shit superpower.
@StellaRtwot: When I hear "This call is being monitored for quality assurance" I think "Cool, let's see how bad this person wants their job."
@Talkative_Julie: It's not like I can let everyone on facebook know that I am actually a sexually deprived, unshaven, drunken mess. So I tell everyone here.