@That_Damn_Duck: I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round.
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@Darlainky: I FREAKING SWEAR!! IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME WHAT AN EASY-GOING, PATIENT, AND CHILL PERSON I AM, I'M GONNA LOSE IT!!!!
@myles_morrison: It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger.
@theshamingofjay: Divorce is like hitting the reset button on Super Mario Bros except now you pay for the Princess's castle and hope Bowser kills you.