@That_Damn_Duck: I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round.
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@RecursiveTaco: Me: *throwing popcorn to our toddler like a pigeon* Wife: Stop that! Do you want more to show up?!
@Ygrene: [googling recipes for success and checking the cupboard] well I hope it calls for a 3 yr old bag of marshmallows
@Adyaces: No matter how much I shake my phone, you still won't come out. Are you stuck? I think you're stuck.
@Ygrene: No time to exercise? Get the results of a 30 minute workout in only 3 seconds by accidentally stepping on your cat on the stairs in the dark