@That_Damn_Duck: I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round.
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@SladeBlue: Forget waterboarding... I'm ready to tell this damn popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth everything it wants to know.
@TheBoydP: Show me someone who says they like all types of music and I will show you someone who has never been on hold before a conference call.
@topaz_kell: If you're upset with someone, write down your feelings in a message. Put the message in a bottle. Hit them over the head with the bottle.
@StellaGMaddox: My minivan is always rocking, but it's usually because I'm trying to smack one of the kids in the backseat while I drive.