@TheTrueDocLove: I'm bored I think I'll go to the mall, find a really good parking spot and sit there with my reverse lights on.
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@AmericanGent69: Danny Zuko: I got chills, they're multiplying... Sandy: Gross. You probably have a stomach bug.
@3sunzzz: H: The house is empty, why don't you go and slip into something more comfortable? Me: great idea *comes back wearing fuzzy penguin pajamas*
@blade_funner: Got kicked off the police force for saying "Ooooooo, somebody's in trouble" every time I made an arrest.