@TheTrueDocLove: I'm bored I think I'll go to the mall, find a really good parking spot and sit there with my reverse lights on.
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@adamochoa: freak people out in public restrooms by saying "come in" when they knock on the stall door
@andylassner: Never trust anyone who says you need to come out of your shell because let's start with the fact that they think you're a turtle
@jenstatsky: Hey, pens at the bank: cool it with the chains. You are literally last on my list of things I'd like to steal from a bank.