@0hJuliette: I'm bored, think I'll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on
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@BradBroaddus: It really creeps me out the way my neighbor stares at me when I'm looking through her window.
@FeelingMervis: Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give a man another fish, "Hey man where's that fish I gave you Monday? YOU ATE IT?! IT WAS A PET!!"
@DirtMcTurd: I don't need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes