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@UncleDuke1969: "I'm calling you because you're easy."
"You're not even very good."
"You're just the best I can do this late."

Dominos: "Your order, Sir?"

“I’m calling you because you’re easy.”
“You’re not even very good.”
“You’re just the best I can do this late.”

Dominos: “Your order, Sir?”

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