@ReelQuinn: “I’m caught in a love hexagon.” - polygamists
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@Ygrene: [Being murdered at Walmart] Please will you dump my dead body at Target people can't know I shopped here
@somecleverthing: Irrational fear 807: being spoken to by a comedian during their performance. I would die a thousand proverbial deaths and a single real one.
@Shock_Monster: Dance like no one is watching you while secretly videotaping to later be posted on YouTube so you become the latest worldwide laughing stock