@ReelQuinn: “I’m caught in a love hexagon.” - polygamists
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@dulcetry: My son will never know the thrill of illegally downloading Thong Song on napster and waiting 1h39m for it to download
@JawnQSack: "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." A zombie trying to convince his son to finish his dinner.
@bridger_w: In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don't think I can keep watching movies
@RuinMyWeek: If I learned anything from Peter Pan, it's that I can leave my dog to watch my kids while I go out and party.