@ReelQuinn: “I’m caught in a love hexagon.” - polygamists
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@Lilbyrdy: My daughter said she wants to run away. We talked. She knows she can walk. I wont chase her.
@ForeverHairy: Me: Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms? Kids: WE DO! YAY!
@FrogAvalanche: "To be is to do" - Socrates. "To do is to be" - Nietzsche. "Do be do be do" - Sinatra. "Beep beep beep" - R2D2.
@milehighocd: Don't take a shower when you're drunk. The curtain does not support you when you fall. Trust me.