@thatguyJA: I'm confused, why does the Gangnam Style guy want to launch a nuclear attack on the US?
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@joeljeffrey: The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.
@shkeeber: Dude, why did you buy Grand Theft Auto 5? I mean, honestly, you live in Detroit. You could've just gone outside and saved yourself $50.
@JiminyKicksIt: It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.