@N0pantz: I'm convinced some of you are here because someone didn't properly lock your cage.
@Schmoodles: A WASP LANDED ON MY BARE FOOT AND NOW I KNOW HOW TO RIVERDANCE.
@iAmDelFreaky: My teeth are so crooked they should run for office.
@Somerandomhonky: I think we should hear adeles boyfriends songs before we pick sides.
@SarcasticAlly12: God, designing a toddler: ya know what would be hilarious would be if it has no ability to reason but talks nonstop. Also make it trip a lot
@IRLPepperMD: [guy wearing a ski mask holds a gun to my head] "please go skiing with me I am so alone"