@N0pantz: I'm convinced some of you are here because someone didn't properly lock your cage.
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@panmidwest: ME: omg I love your accent! Say that again! MY AUSTRALIAN WIFE: You're shallow and selfish. I'm leaving you and taking the kids.
@Just__J0: A panic attack is hearing your teens laughing in another room at the same time you can't find your phone.