@N0pantz: I'm convinced some of you are here because someone didn't properly lock your cage.
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@BigRadMachine: Y'all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders.
@Holy_Mowgli: [spelling bee] JUDGE: the word is "semicolon" ME: can you use it in a sentence? JUDGE: not really, no
@weinerdog4life: A good way to make friends is to crawl under the bathroom stall quickly before they can get away
@TheAlexP: I don't often get suspicious,but squirrels rubbing their tiny hands together? I worry they won the lottery & hired a good hit & run attorney