@alli_win: I'm convinced that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
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@SoFarFetchd: "You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this" -Guy who invented shovels
@jwoodham: Hey, Edgar Allen, go ahead and Poe me up another drink! Don't tell me to be quiet, lady! Why are there so many books in this bar?