@Hobo_Splendido: I'm crowd funding an organic lettuce purchase from Whole Foods.
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@gerryhallcomedy: My son used to check under the bed for monsters. So once I hid under there - so he'd see me and laugh. Anyway, child therapy is pricey.
@zbinski: The best thing about owning a Smart Car is if you get too drunk at the bar you can just carry it home.
@MarlonBrandNO: [Date] Me: tell me about yourself Her: I'm really vegan Me: oh no Her: and I have a kid Me: oh no Her: his name is Kale Me: ohhh noo