@Hobo_Splendido: I'm crowd funding an organic lettuce purchase from Whole Foods.
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@ieatanddrink: Just heard that distinct "baby fell out of the crib and into a pizza that was on the floor" sound
@EJGomez: son: why is my name jesus dad: mom wanted to name u after a rolemodel other son: &me? dad: well Charizard the same reason but it was my turn
@Rrrrnessa: Next dude that complains about the friendzone will be step-son zoned. I will literally marry your dad and step-son zone you. Try me.