@TheCatWhisprer: I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford.
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@KentWGraham: My wife is great at multitasking. She can be mad at me for five different things at the same time.
@verycozy: ME: I have crab like reflexes DAD:I think you mean cat like reflexes ME: [sitting in pot of boiling water] what
@vineyille: Scientist next to me: My god. Reality is a simulation. Me (also a scientist): My god. I haven't fed my tamagotchi in 17 years.