@TheCatWhisprer: I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford.
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@Tmoney68: [Army Shooting Range] Officer: Are you locked & loaded? Soldiers: YES SIR! Officer: You may fire at will! Soldier Named Will: WTF?
@Sean_Burgundy_: Loan shark: If you're late my guys will ... Me: Tell my gf my phone password? LS: Break every bone in your body M: Oh. Yeah that's fine
@CornOnTheGoblin: [sees co-worker the next day after failing to kill him on purge night] mondays am i right?