@TheCatWhisprer: I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford.
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@squirrel74wkgn: My wife was holding a broom, so I packed her away with the Halloween decorations.
@ddsmidt: I want to be in a heavy metal band just so I can scream terrible things at crowds of people and not be accused of having PMS.
@chelliet22: Two days ago: omg, I'm so glad I found my watch, I'll never misplace it again! Today: *has zero clue where the hell my watch is*