@Swishergirl24: I'm developing an app that makes a cricket sound effect at the end of my coworkers' stories.
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@aveuaskew: Tell me I'm beautiful "You're beautiful" Tell me I'm a genius "You're a genius" Tell m- "Just give me the toilet paper, please"
@MunkMania: If someone says they'd "Like a word with you," I can guarantee it's way more than one word and you're not going to like any of them.
@delusions_of: I'm like a Rubik's Cube. Seems fun at first but eventually you'll want to rip me apart.
@TheRealJackDee: Does anyone have the number of a painter/decorator? I really need to get all my windows jammed so they never open again.