@Molly_Kats: I'm doing my own taxes so I'll probably be in jail this time next year.
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@R0ckG0d88: Damn girl, are you an appendix because I have no idea what you do but this weird feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
@TheMichaelRock: If schools were really serious about fundraisers, they'd sell drugs and alcohol.
@looktothepickle: Her: are you even listening? I said I'm breaking up with you! Me: *biting my burger into a Batman symbol* na na na na na na na na BUR-GERR!