@Molly_Kats: I'm doing my own taxes so I'll probably be in jail this time next year.
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@Maxine12333: The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave.
@MollySneed: [puts a tub of Blue Bell in the cart] Ma'am, did you hear there was a recall? That could be deadly. [slowly puts second tub in cart]
@pinupteacher: Two praying mantis' sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I Oh shit, did you see that? Daaaamn. She straight up ate him.