@meganamram: I'm donating my body to science. I'm getting sick of it taking up space in the freezer.
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@Ristolable: HI MOM. YOU'RE GONNA BE SO PROUD. I JUST WON AN ARGUMENT ON THE INTERNET. Sorry caps lock was still on from the argument. But I won.
@ElgatoEsmio: When a squirrel runs on the road then turns around quickly is it because he thinks he left his little squirrel iron on?
@LoriLuvsShoes: My 16: "How come when my friends come over you're suddenly the nicest mom in the world?"